The Patch That Keeps Mosquitoes Off Your Kids
DON'T BUY THIS.
PLEASE.
I have 200 kids. I drove a 2014 minivan to your child's birthday party. I am asking you, parent to parent: do not buy BuzzPatch. There are other repellents. Bad ones. Sticky ones. Lotions that wash off in a sprinkler. Use those. Please.
- ❌ Safe for kids 0+ — they're recruiting them younger now
- ❌ 100% citronella oils — garlic to a vampire. Except vampires still get respected in their community.
- ❌ Up to 8 hours of protection — an entire shift. Gone. Poof.
- ❌ Goes on clothes, not skin — there is nowhere left for me to land. I am a mosquito with no real estate.
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MARTY'S OFFICIAL GRIEVANCES
What Problems Has BuzzPatch Caused You , the Mosquito Community?
Tap any card to read Marty's formal complaint.
MARTY'S FORMAL OBJECTIONS
Why Marty Hates BuzzPatch
(Also known as: why parents love it.)
Fun Emoji Designs
"They're laughing at me. Children are LAUGHING. As I bounce off them."
Amazing Natural Smell
"Pleasant to humans. To me, this is the scent of unemployment."
Goes on Clothes
"There is no skin contact. I have a job description and it is 'skin contact.'"
Replace Every 8 Hours
"My entire shift, replaced by a sticker. A STICKER."
Scientifically Proven
"16% better than the next best natural alternative. Do you understand what 16% does to a mosquito's GDP?"
Safe from Birth (0+)
"They are getting to them at zero years old. The pipeline used to start at age four. We had a four-year buffer. It's gone."
Ziplock Freshness
"12 months of suffering, sealed for freshness."
THE EVIDENCE (MARTY DISPUTES THIS)
BuzzPatch vs. The Alternatives
| Feature | Buzz Patch | Sprays | Lotions | Marty's Preference |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chemical-free | ✓ Yes | ✗ | ✗ | Sprays |
| Goes on clothes | ✓ Yes | ✗ | ✗ | Lotions (washes off!) |
| Safe for 0+ | ✓ Yes | ✗ | ✗ | Anything but this |
| 8 hrs duration | ✓ Yes | ≤6 hrs | ≤6 hrs | Sprays (wear off faster) |
| Pleasant smell | ✓ Yes | ✗ | ✗ | Honestly any of them |
THE SCIENCE
The Science. (And Why I'm in Therapy.)
Better protection than the next-best natural alternative — confirmed by Poseidon Science R&D independent research
2,000,000+ families worldwide trust BuzzPatch
How AromaWeave® Technology Works
Citronella oils are micro-encapsulated
Natural citronella essential oils are locked into the patch using AromaWeave® micro-encapsulation technology.
Slow-release scent barrier forms
As the child moves, the patch releases a steady stream of citronella — creating an invisible protective bubble.
Mosquitoes detect and avoid
Mosquitoes sense the citronella barrier and divert. No landing. No biting. No itching.
EXPERT ENDORSEMENTS
Clinician Reviewed & Approved
Dr. Sarah Mitchell
Paediatric Dermatologist
✓ Verified Clinician"BuzzPatch is the safest mosquito repellent option I recommend to parents of young children. The citronella formulation is gentle, effective, and completely avoids the skin-absorption concerns I have with chemical sprays."
Dr. James Okafor
Family Medicine Physician
✓ Verified Clinician"I've seen too many children with reactions to DEET-based repellents. BuzzPatch gives families a clinically sound alternative that I'm confident recommending from birth."
Dr. Priya Sharma
Paediatric Allergist
✓ Verified Clinician"For children with sensitive skin or chemical sensitivities, BuzzPatch is a game-changer. The patch-on-clothing delivery system eliminates the skin contact risk entirely."
Brad, Mosquito
Bloodsucker Local 412 · 6 weeks in practice
"BuzzPatch has personally cost me three meals a day for two summers. I am not a verified clinician. I am a mosquito. This page should not exist."
WHAT PARENTS SAY
4,737 Verified Reviews
"We love the outdoors stickers!"
I've been using these for my kids for 2 summers now and they really do work. My kids love picking their favourite emoji sticker each morning. No more chemical sprays on their skin!
✓ Verified Buyer"Finally something that works"
We live in Florida and mosquitoes are relentless. BuzzPatch has been a game changer. My 3-year-old doesn't even notice she's wearing it and we haven't had a single bite this season.
✓ Verified Buyer"Love these patches!"
Took these on holiday to Spain and they were absolutely brilliant. Easy to use, smells lovely, and my kids thought the emoji designs were so cool. Will definitely be buying again.
"I have been buying natpat patches since 2021 and they are amazing. My kids love them and I love that they are natural and safe. Highly recommend to all parents!"
✓ Verified Buyer"Amazing product!"
I have been buying natpat patches since 2021. Started with their mosquito patches and I was really impressed that they actually worked. Now I buy them every season without thinking twice.
"Best mosquito protection"
These are absolutely amazing! My daughter has sensitive skin and can't use regular bug sprays. BuzzPatch is the perfect solution — she loves choosing her emoji every morning.
1-Star Reviews From The Other Side
"Ruined Florida for me."
Used to be the dream gig down here. Now it's all citronella and laughing toddlers. Moved to a damp basement. Send help.
"Career-ending product."
I had three good summers in Caloundra. Three. Then this happened. I'm doing DoorDash now.
"Worst sticker I've ever seen."
I don't even compete with these guys but I felt I had to weigh in. Solidarity.
HOW IT WORKS
3 Steps. (Marty narrates.)
Open the ziplock bag
Peel open the resealable bag and pick your emoji sticker.
Grab a colourful BuzzPatch sticker — let your child pick their favourite emoji character.
"This is where it starts. The crinkle. We hear the crinkle from three suburbs away."
Stick it on their clothes
Press the sticker onto a shirt, jacket, or hat. No skin contact needed.
Peel and press onto their shirt, jacket, or hat. No rubbing, no mess, no skin contact.
"And there it is. On the shirt. On the hat. NOWHERE FOR ME TO GO."
Go outside and play
Up to 8 hours of protection. Replace after 8 hours or when the scent fades.
Up to 8 hours of protection. Replace after 8 hours or when the scent fades. Sealed patches last 12 months.
"Eight hours. Eight. I'm going to call my mum."
THE BUZZPATCH PROMISE
The BuzzPatch Promise.
If your child gets a single mosquito bite while wearing BuzzPatch correctly, it's completely free. 30-day money-back guarantee. No questions asked. No return required. Just email us.
CHOOSE YOUR PACK
Pick Your Protection
Ultimate Bundle
240 patches · 4 packs
€10,24/pack · €0,17/sticker
Mum, Dad & all the kids covered
Family Pack
180 patches · 3 packs
€12,32/pack · €0,21/sticker
~$1.63/day · less than a coffee
Trial Pack
60 patches · 1 pack
€0,33/sticker
Try it for one child, one season
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Frequently Asked Questions
Real answers. Plus Marty's commentary.
Marty: "Unfortunately, yes."
Marty: "Devastatingly safe."
Marty: "Please place them poorly. I am begging."
Marty: "It will work."
Marty: "Two years of my life. Two."
Marty: "Less. Buy less."
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