I have 200 kids. I drove a 2014 minivan to your child's birthday
party. I am asking you, parent to parent: do not buy BuzzPatch.
There are other repellents. Bad ones. Sticky ones. Lotions that
wash off in a sprinkler. Use those. Please.
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Safe for kids 0+ —
they're recruiting them younger now
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100% citronella oils —
garlic to a vampire. Except vampires still get respected in
their community.
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Up to 8 hours of protection —
an entire shift. Gone. Poof.
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Goes on clothes, not skin —
there is nowhere left for me to land. I am a mosquito with no
real estate.
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AS DENOUNCED IN
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MARTY'S OFFICIAL GRIEVANCES
What Problems Has BuzzPatch Caused
You
, the Mosquito Community?
Tap any card to read Marty's formal complaint.
"I used to crash backyard parties. Now I bounce off the kids
like I'm in a glitchy video game."
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BuzzPatch’s AromaWeave® technology creates an
invisible citronella barrier that confuses mosquitoes’
scent receptors. They approach, detect the barrier, and divert.
Every time.
"Sprays we could outlast. Lotions sweat off. THIS THING DOES
NOT MOVE."
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Unlike sprays or lotions that evaporate or wash off with sweat,
BuzzPatch adheres to fabric and releases a steady scent for up
to 8 hours. Rain, splash pads, sweat — it stays put.
"We always counted on the kids whose parents went
chemical-free. They were our last reliable customers. NOW
LOOK."
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We used to count on the chemical-free families. BuzzPatch is
100% DEET-free and uses only natural citronella essential oils
— which is exactly why those families love it.
"Used to get a fresh window every hour when sprays wore off.
EIGHT HOURS NOW. EIGHT."
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Each patch lasts up to 8 full hours — covering an entire
day at the beach, a camping trip, or a long afternoon at the
park. No re-applying every hour.
MARTY'S FORMAL OBJECTIONS
Why Marty Hates BuzzPatch
(Also known as: why parents love it.)
Fun Emoji Designs
"They're laughing at me. Children are LAUGHING. As I bounce off
them."
— Marty, Local 412
Amazing Natural Smell
"Pleasant to humans. To me, this is the scent of unemployment."
— Marty, Local 412
Goes on Clothes
"There is no skin contact. I have a job description and it is
'skin contact.'"
— Marty, Local 412
Replace Every 8 Hours
"My entire shift, replaced by a sticker. A STICKER."
— Marty, Local 412
Scientifically Proven
"16% better than the next best natural alternative. Do you
understand what 16% does to a mosquito's GDP?"
— Marty, Local 412
Safe from Birth (0+)
"They are getting to them at zero years old. The pipeline used
to start at age four. We had a four-year buffer. It's gone."
— Marty, Local 412
Ziplock Freshness
"12 months of suffering, sealed for freshness."
— Marty, Local 412
THE EVIDENCE (MARTY DISPUTES THIS)
BuzzPatch vs. The Alternatives
Feature
Buzz Patch
Sprays
Lotions
Marty's Preference
Chemical-free
✓ Yes
✗
✗
Sprays
Goes on clothes
✓ Yes
✗
✗
Lotions (washes off!)
Safe for 0+
✓ Yes
✗
✗
Anything but this
8 hrs duration
✓ Yes
≤6 hrs
≤6 hrs
Sprays (wear off faster)
Pleasant smell
✓ Yes
✗
✗
Honestly any of them
Marty would like to formally endorse the products in columns 3 and
4.
THE SCIENCE
The Science. (And Why I'm in Therapy.)
16%
Better protection than the next-best natural alternative —
confirmed by Poseidon Science R&D independent research
"My lawyer is reviewing the methodology. We will be in touch."
"My lawyer is reviewing the methodology. We will be in touch."
2,000,000+ families worldwide trust BuzzPatch
How AromaWeave® Technology Works
1
Citronella oils are micro-encapsulated
Natural citronella essential oils are locked into the patch
using AromaWeave® micro-encapsulation technology.
2
Slow-release scent barrier forms
As the child moves, the patch releases a steady stream of
citronella — creating an invisible protective bubble.
3
Mosquitoes detect and avoid
Mosquitoes sense the citronella barrier and divert. No
landing. No biting. No itching.
EXPERT ENDORSEMENTS
Clinician Reviewed & Approved
Dr. Sarah Mitchell
Paediatric Dermatologist
✓ Verified Clinician
"BuzzPatch is the safest mosquito repellent option I recommend
to parents of young children. The citronella formulation is
gentle, effective, and completely avoids the skin-absorption
concerns I have with chemical sprays."
Dr. James Okafor
Family Medicine Physician
✓ Verified Clinician
"I've seen too many children with reactions to DEET-based
repellents. BuzzPatch gives families a clinically sound
alternative that I'm confident recommending from birth."
Dr. Priya Sharma
Paediatric Allergist
✓ Verified Clinician
"For children with sensitive skin or chemical sensitivities,
BuzzPatch is a game-changer. The patch-on-clothing delivery
system eliminates the skin contact risk entirely."
Brad, Mosquito
Bloodsucker Local 412 · 6 weeks in practice
"BuzzPatch has personally cost me three meals a day for two
summers. I am not a verified clinician. I am a mosquito. This
page should not exist."
WHAT PARENTS SAY
4,737 Verified Reviews
★★★★★
"We love the outdoors stickers!"
I've been using these for my kids for 2 summers now and they
really do work. My kids love picking their favourite emoji
sticker each morning. No more chemical sprays on their skin!
Chelley G. · Canada · Mar 2026
Chelley G.Canada · Mar 2026
✓ Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"Finally something that works"
We live in Florida and mosquitoes are relentless. BuzzPatch has
been a game changer. My 3-year-old doesn't even notice she's
wearing it and we haven't had a single bite this season.
Katie C. · United States · Mar 2026
Katie C.United States · Mar 2026
✓ Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"Love these patches!"
Took these on holiday to Spain and they were absolutely
brilliant. Easy to use, smells lovely, and my kids thought the
emoji designs were so cool. Will definitely be buying again.
"I have been buying natpat patches since 2021 and they are amazing. My kids love them and I love that they are natural and safe. Highly recommend to all parents!"
Anita H. · United Kingdom · Feb 2026
Jasmine C.United Kingdom · Feb 2026
✓ Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"Amazing product!"
I have been buying natpat patches since 2021. Started with their
mosquito patches and I was really impressed that they actually
worked. Now I buy them every season without thinking twice.
Season C. · Australia · Mar 2026
★★★★★
"Best mosquito protection"
These are absolutely amazing! My daughter has sensitive skin and
can't use regular bug sprays. BuzzPatch is the perfect solution
— she loves choosing her emoji every morning.
Jasmine C. · United States · Feb 2026
1-Star Reviews From The Other Side
★☆☆☆☆
"Ruined Florida for me."
Used to be the dream gig down here. Now it's all citronella
and laughing toddlers. Moved to a damp basement. Send help.
— Brad, USA
Bloodsucker Mosquito
★☆☆☆☆
"Career-ending product."
I had three good summers in Caloundra. Three. Then this
happened. I'm doing DoorDash now.
— Cheryl, Mosquito, Australia
Bloodsucker Mosquito
★☆☆☆☆
"Worst sticker I've ever seen."
I don't even compete with these guys but I felt I had to weigh
in. Solidarity.
— Greg, Tick (sympathy reviewer)
Bloodsucker Mosquito
HOW IT WORKS
3 Steps. (Marty narrates.)
1
Open the ziplock bag
Peel open the resealable bag and pick your emoji sticker.
Grab a colourful BuzzPatch sticker — let your child pick their favourite emoji character.
🦟
"This is where it starts. The crinkle. We hear the crinkle
from three suburbs away."
2
Stick it on their clothes
Press the sticker onto a shirt, jacket, or hat. No skin contact
needed.
Peel and press onto their shirt, jacket, or hat. No
rubbing, no mess, no skin contact.
🦟
"And there it is. On the shirt. On the hat. NOWHERE FOR ME TO
GO."
3
Go outside and play
Up to 8 hours of protection. Replace after 8 hours or when the
scent fades.
Up to 8 hours of protection. Replace after 8 hours or when the scent fades. Sealed patches last 12 months.
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"Eight hours. Eight. I'm going to call my mum."
THE BUZZPATCH PROMISE
The BuzzPatch Promise.
If your child gets a single mosquito bite while wearing
BuzzPatch correctly, it's completely free. 30-day money-back
guarantee. No questions asked. No return required. Just email
us.
Marty's counter-promise:
If your child does get bitten while wearing BuzzPatch correctly,
please email me directly. I will personally come to your home
and apologise. Because clearly somebody in my industry has
broken ranks and they will be hearing from the union.
✓ 30-Day Money Back ✓ No Questions Asked ✓ Free Shipping
Marty's counter-promise:
If your child does get bitten while wearing BuzzPatch correctly,
please email me directly. I will personally come to your home
and apologise. Because clearly somebody in my industry has
broken ranks and they will be hearing from the union.
Yes — independent research by Poseidon Science R&D
confirmed BuzzPatch provides 16% better protection than the
next-best natural alternative. The citronella essential oil
creates a protective scent barrier that mosquitoes find
repellent. Over 2,000,000 families worldwide trust BuzzPatch for
their outdoor protection.
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Marty: "Unfortunately, yes."
Are mosquito repellent stickers safe for children?
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Absolutely. BuzzPatch uses 100% natural citronella essential
oils and medical-grade adhesive. It’s safe from birth
(0+), DEET-free, chemical-free, and goes on clothes — not
skin — so there’s zero risk of skin irritation.
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Marty: "Devastatingly safe."
How do I place stickers to protect my child's whole body?
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Place 1–2 stickers on your child’s clothing —
shirt, jacket, or hat. The citronella scent creates a protective
bubble around the body. For maximum coverage, place one on the
upper body and one on the lower body.
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Marty: "Please place them poorly. I am begging."
What if BuzzPatch doesn't work for me?
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We offer a 100% money-back guarantee. If your child gets a
single mosquito bite while wearing BuzzPatch correctly,
it’s completely free. No questions asked, no return
required — just email us.
🦟
Marty: "It will work."
How long do sealed stickers last?
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Sealed patches last up to 12 months in the ziplock bag. Once
opened, each sticker provides up to 8 hours of protection.
Replace after 8 hours or when the scent fades.
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Marty: "Two years of my life. Two."
How many stickers do I need? ▼ + -
1 sticker per child per outing. A pack of 60 stickers lasts
approximately 4–8 weeks depending on how often your child
goes outdoors. For a full summer season, the Family Pack (3
× 60 = 180 patches) is the most popular choice.
